Bonfire Prayers

Remember, remember the Fifth of November The Gunpowder Treason

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You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says they are going to sell your house to pay for your nursing care.

So what do you do?

My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison . . where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? . . They’re all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this?

It’s the same David Cameron/Nick Clegg Monkey government that just told you that they cannot afford to pay for your nursing care.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

Plus, because you are a prisoner you don’t have to pay income tax.

Is this a great country or what?

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