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On Monday, 11th, February, 2013, The 85yr old Pontiff, Pope Benedict XVI (Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger) announces his resignation to the world. Now to me that is disgusting because within the marriage vows of the church, are the following words . . “For Better Or For Worse And Until Death Do Us Part” . . (Slight Variations Between Creeds But All Mean The Same) And because of him, 115 Cardinals from around the world had to gather at the Vatican for a Conclave to select a new Pope to carry on the Catholic passage of beliefs in time for Easter.

Now, If you choose to be a Man of God as either a Preacher, Vicar, Father, Pope and especially a Pontiff, you have chosen to marry the Church and in the case of being a Catholic, you have put the ring on your finger and you have pledged and preached “For Better Or For Worse And Until Death Do Us Part”

Catholic Church Ring Ancard

This is Catholic Church Popery at its best ! . “You do as ye say not do as ye do” . There is only one basic religion in my view and that is your own beliefs. There are no middle men as in preachers, vicars, popes etc promoting a multitude of creeds.

Fishermans Ring Pope Catholic Church

If God created the Universe, Planets, Animals, Trees, Water and Us, then God must be a Female, but there lies the question : Who Fertilised The Seed ?

So is it any surprise then, that a bolt of lightening was delivered from the affronted God to St Peter’s Basilica at the Vatican within a couple of hours of the announcement from the 85yr old Pontiff, Pope Benedict XVI (Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger) when he tells of  his resignation to the world . Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned !

Bolt Of Lighting Vatican Pope Catholic Church St Peter's Basilica From God

Then a few days later on 25th, February, 2013, we had the the resignation of Cardinal Keith O’Brien because of allegations of “inappropriate acts” to fellow priests, bearing in mind he was bound by the Catholic Celibacy Law, it does not take much working out what those “acts” were ! . What is it with these Popes that they enjoy in their Passage of life !

Popes Pope Popery Catholic Passage

Also the Russian Orthodox Church have shown a very keen interest in teaming up with the Vatican, But somehow I think that God would not be happy, what with that meteor that he/she decided to throw out of the pram towards Russia.

Russia Meteor Russian Hiroshima Bomb Exploded From God

So to sum up, we have had some nice juicy Catholic Church events this year already, then the Holy White Smoke Appeared On March 13th, around 7pm local time, to signal a new Pope has been chosen.

Holy White Smoke Pope Catholic Church At The Vatican

After announcement, The new Pope from Argentina, Jorge Mario Bergogli Pope Francis Appeared On The Balcony Of  St Peter’s Basilica At The Vatican.

Argentina Jorge Mario Bergogli Pope Francis At The Vatican

Now what is he going to do about the Will the Vatican comply with the UN investigation into Poping Groping? . Probably Not Much! . . Click Here

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